Albert Einstein Quotes 

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and Iím not sure about the former.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

If the facts donít fit the theory, change the facts

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thatís relativity

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Imagination is more important than knowledge


  1. A Better Man
  2. A Birthday Poem
  3. A Bucket of Spit
  4. A Buzzard In A Bush
  5. A Dog is a Dog
  6. A Fish Among The Sea
  7. A Girl is a Girl
  8. A Grandpa
  9. A Halloween Poem
  10. A Mail Room Poem
  11. A Man Is A Man
  12. A Mini Thanksgiving Poem
  13. A Missionary
  14. A Moving Poem
  15. A Poem For Ryan
  16. A Poem For The Moment
  17. A Poem For The Occasion
  18. A Teenager
  19. A Thanksgiving Poem
  20. Alone
  21. Alzheimer
  22. Angry Again 
  23. Another Day
  24. Apathy
  25. Appreciation
  26. Asian Exotic Filipino Extreme
  27. Babylon
  28. Bacon
  29. Bacon or Kisses
  30. Big Brother
  31. Birthday Boy
  32. Blind
  33. Book Of Mormon Answer Poem
  34. Broken Rhyme
  35. Bucket Full Of Dreams
  36. Cancer Woman
  37. Christmas 1997
  38. Christmas Gone Wrong
  39. Complaining 
  40. Conclusion
  41. Construction Poetry Week 01
  42. Construction Poetry Week 02
  43. Construction Poetry Week 03
  44. Construction Poetry Week 04
  45. Crazy
  46. Crossword Puzzle Poem
  47. Dead Planet   
  48. Depression Stinks
  49. Different From The Rest
  50. Dog Meat & Rice
  51. Dreaming  
  52. Dying
  53. Election Time
  54. Elevator Boy
  55. February 29th
  56. First Grandson Baby Poem
  57. Food For Thought
  58. Free Man
  59. Freedom
  60. Glee The TV Show
  61. Goodbye
  62. Grunt Baby
  63. Heaven
  64. Humility
  65. I Hate You For The Wasted Years
  66. I Must Be Me
  67. I Talked With My Son
  68. I Think Just Me
  69. If I Were A Picture
  70. If Only
  71. Impressive Words
  72. I'm Getting Worse
  73. I'm In A Hurry
  74. Just Give It Time
  75. Keeping Up With The Jones
  76. Last Request
  77. Life
  78. Life According To Randy
  79. Like Father Like Son
  80. Mad Wife
  81. Mail Room Poetry
  82. Man Of The Year     
  83. Man's Best Friend
  84. Midnight Cat
  85. Monday Morning
  86. My Internet
  87. My Need
  88. Nature
  89. No One Is Listening
  90. One Day At A Time
  91. One Last Breath
  92. Philippine Poetry
  93. Pickles Gap
  94. Poetry
  95. Pretence
  96. Proud To Be Blue
  97. Puppy Chow
  98. Puppy Stew
  99. Puzzle Poem 01
  100. Puzzle Poem 02
  101. Puzzle Poem 03
  102. Que Sera Sera
  103. Question
  104. Random Thoughts Original
  105. Random Thoughts Classical Style
  106. Remember Me
  107. Rhyme
  108. Rich Man
  109. Sacrifice
  110. Science and Poetry
  111. Streets Of The Philippines
  112. Stress
  113. Technology
  114. Tennessee
  115. The Baby's Prayer
  116. The Cane
  117. The Cost Of Living
  118. The Dad
  119. The Darkness Calls
  120. The Day Has Now Passed
  121. The Death Of A News Letter
  122. The Heart
  123. The Little Catholic Church
  124. The Man I Never Was
  125. The Man That I've Become
  126. The Millionaire
  127. The Mirror Of Life
  128. The Mormon Missionary
  129. The Poet's Escape
  130. The Pumpkin
  131. The Saddest Words Of Life
  132. The Simple Life 
  133. The Truth
  134. There's No One To Use All The Water
  135. Thoughts of Delusion
  136. Time For A Switch
  137. Toad Suck Arkansas
  138. Twas The Night Before Pumpkin
  139. Twas The Night Before Santa
  140. Twas The Night Before The Catholics
  141. Up Up and Away
  142. Valentine Day In The Mission Field
  143. Waiting For Daylight
  144. What kind of Father
  145. When I Am Gone
  146. When It Rains It Pours
  147. Where Is My Tree
  148. Women 
  149. Worthless Word Search Poetry
  150. Writing

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